Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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