i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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