Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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