Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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