So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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