But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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