I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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