WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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