but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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