Welp...herpes.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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