it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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