She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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