so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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