Hmm, you could mean two things by this. Either you a) cheated on her because you were so plastered that you couldn't even recognize faces, or b) use alcohol as an rationalization for your behavior. Either way, the above is a pretty strong indictment of your character, dickhead.
So yer cheatin on her with a bottle of jb? If yer dick can fit in the neck of a jb bottle then i don't think yer gf really cares what u fuck as long as it's not her. On the other hand if it u needed a mickey bigmouth...
Why can't you break up with her FIRST then go run around, have sex with whomever you'd like and get someone preggo and/or give yourself an STD??? Save her the misery... Just saying.
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PalmTree7104
on Sep 20, 10 at 10:22pm
And I'm sorry you don't understand the concept of not being a complete dick. One day, you're going to cop an attitude with the wrong stranger and catch a healthy dose of fist to the face. Or an STD. Either way, it seems you're going to need a hard life lesson before you realize that your actions don't convey "cool"; they convey "I'm a piece of shit who can't control his impulses or his liquor."
you are a complete idiot, AND, you keep apologizing for people "not being old enough to drink" or for them being "virgins." btw, who the fuck are you? wanna let us all know when you finally pass the eighth grade?
Its hilarious how mad youre getting. Are you that kid who hates the guys who get girls because you can't get any yourself? FYI, I've been in plenty of fights for being a douchebag so it's not much of a "one day it will happen" thing. And if you ever felt a vagina before you'd have the same impulses as any other guy.
Lol she's prob doing the same to you except on purpose .... Laughing her ass off to her boy toy giggling about how your penis is so small is can fit in a in Jim bean bottle - your a tool!
It's called self control, ass clown. Anyone with half a brain knows not to drink that damn much because they'll be paying for it. If you can't do something without acting like a fucktard then maybe you shouldn't do it? Not too many of us women really enjoy whiskeydick anyway.
That Raaandy dude seems to have something to prove. Maybe it's dick size--the less you have the more you gotta act like it. C'mon, Raaandy, respond with a douche comment. You know you want to.
Heyyyy white trash RAAAAANDY! WTF is a "bottom bitch"?! You're right, I don't have one -I'm not a douchebag. You appear to be quite the dickhead though. Keep counting your lame ass TFLN publications. They suck more dick than the skanks you cheat with, only after your weak fifth of jim beam. Get some money you scumbag
you're the type of loser who posts a text that you personally wrote because you thought it was THAT hilarious, and yet you have to come on here, as was evidenced by all of your comments, intermittently in order to defend all of the presumably funny parts. You're a total ignoramus that needs to learn how to drink without being a complete douchebag.
you're the type of loser that posts a text that you personally wrote because you thought it was THAT hilarious, but then you have to, as was evidenced by all of the comments you've posted, come on here intermittently to "defend" each presumably funny aspect of the text. You're an ignoramus moron that needs to get a life, learn how to drink, and give up your relationship and do the single thing. #dbag
Why dun u drink that much around ur gf n fuck her instead of some slut? Not that I'm calling ur gf a slut but she must b mental in someway to not realize ur a fucktard.
Why the fuck would I get drunk to fuck my own gf? Every guy knows you never drink a fifth of god damn jim beam around your girl unless you're looking to get into trouble.
I'd rather the bf get plastered with me than in some random place and cheat on me. What's wrong with getting wasted with your bf/gf? It's like getting drunk with your best friend. Or it is getting drunk with your best friend! A couple that drinks together stays together.\nOh raaaannnndddyyy, you're a douche.
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