Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
