I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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