That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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