Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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