does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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