Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just had sex on a roof
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I love you.
Bad choice
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