i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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