why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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