There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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