why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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