What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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