i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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