After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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