butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize