I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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