we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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