sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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