Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
