Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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