I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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