The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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