Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
North Korea, Best Korea!
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
