I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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