# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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