Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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