I want to stick my p in your. b.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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