i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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