break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
