why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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