As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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