Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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