2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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