so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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