Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
That's when you crack a 10am beer
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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