i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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