Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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