He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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