if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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