What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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