We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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