Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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